Let’s cut the tortured artist bullshit. I write for fun not because I think I’m going to die if I don’t. And it’s OK if you think you might, but I don’t want you to get the impression that I bleed ink or believe that heroin is the only conduit for art. While several of my best friends write some Capital L Literature, I’m far more interested in writing that entertains. Sloppy writing. Gritty stuff. Funny and irreverent.

A lot of my work is historical in nature and/or set in some far flung locale. My writing, like me, loves to live anywhere but here. You can find some of my selected pieces on this site and I’m also terrible about updating it. All this to say – I’m glad you’ve stopped by.

Professional bio:

Kelly Chastain holds an MFA in Creative Writing from the University of Pittsburgh. Her work has appeared in The Burrow Press Review, San Joaquin Review, Gravel Magazine among others. She has work anthologized in Traveler’s Tales Best Travel Writing Volume 10, and a notable essay in Best American Essays. Currently, she is working on a historical novel and a memoir.